-Brown sauce & salt n' vinegar sandwiches are my reason for living.
-My plant Kraken is wearing an eye patch, because he fell down and possibly scratched his cornea.
-Kitty!
-I just read a really disappointing book, and am now accepting recommendations for a good one.
...I'm a bored Marthe...
AND FINALLY, the most unlikely words:
I am absolutely sick to death of rain.











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Truth lies at the bottom of a bottomless world.
I thought you had forsaken deviantArt!
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~~Tommy
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It would be so perfect
If you would just fall out the window
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Mourn the losses because there's many, but celebrate the victories because there's few.
You have contracted the infamous "The Hug."
This is an infectious disease sometimes compared to a cross between genital herpes and a computer virus. It has two variants, one of which attacks primarily thirteen-year-old girls, causing them to send out massive spam attacks of "Hug" emoticons, and a second form, which emerges when it infects those who are not sufficiently psycho-internet-sociable to HAVE the ridiculous number of friends you are supposed to send it to. In this case, it manifests in mild fits of depression and random events of unlickiness, such as your computer crashing, spontaneous human combustion, and your dog/cat/sibling peeing on your bed.
You must send this message to 4339695654658 DIFFERENT people or one of these (even more) horrible things will happen to you. Failing this, the author will rant and rage horribly and helplessly at you for not doing so. Goodbye.
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"Hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre
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Chocolate: My Anti-Drug. seriously.
98% of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature
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